Being that it's more than a month away, I am fully aware that this is an extremely early post, but Mizhattan is ecstatic to share with all of you this fantastic news. The always legendary Christian Louboutins sample sale will be returning next month to Soiffer Haskin. Though the fashion house's iconic Birkins and Kellys won't be available, there will still be plenty of other bags, scarves, ties, RTWs, leather goods, & accessories to choose from. So fellow Mizhattanites, whether by train, plane, or automobile, I hope to see all you Christian Louboutins lovers bright and early on the 23rd!
Where: Soiffer Haskin, 317 W. 33rd St. (near 8th Ave.)
When: Wednesday, March 23rd, 9am~6pm Thursday, March 24th, 9am~8pm Friday, March 25th, 9am~6pm Saturday, March 26th., 9am~6pm Sunday, March 27th, 1pm~5pm
One of my best friends, The Shoe Whore, earned her name by virtue of the fact that she is obsessed with shoes to the point where it would not be far fetched to assume she would sell herself soul for a pair of Christian Louboutin heels. While out to dinner one Saturday night, she began expressing her deep desire to go to the Christian Louboutin sample sale . Now, this sample sale includes reduced price shoes which on average go for around $900. The only downside about it, is that the sample sale is by invitation only and access to the sale is very limited. They are extremely strict at the door and if your name is not on the list, don't even bother trying to get in.
Over dinner, The Shoe Whore began complaining about how it is so unfair that the sale is by invitation only. All the while the wheels in my head started turning and the intricacies of my prank began formulating...
Step 1: Create false email address ChristianLouboutinLuxury@gmail.com
Step 2: Compose epic prank
And now, ladies an gentleman, I present you with the product of my evil genius brain (insert evil laugh here)
From: Christian Louboutin
According to our records, you have recently made a purchase at one of our New York locations. This qualifies you to enter into our Sample Sale Sweepstakes. Twenty five fortunate women are selected for free entry to our By Invitation Only sample sale Wednesday November 17th. All recipients of this email must reply with the following information by midnight. Full name Date of birth Phone number Email address that the email was sent to for confirmation purposes A photograph of yourself posing with your favorite pair of Christian Louboutin shoes (we are looking for originality). A paragraph describing the lengths you would go in order to gain access to the sample sale.